bitches b mittens

phrase used when bitches be pissing you off. usually used among guy friends and certain bitches, a pimp slap is delivered after after the using of this phrase

bitch- Im leaving you

guy- ugh bitches b mittens (hits bitch firmly)

by bigdaddy7 October 13, 2010

Kitten mittens

When a woman does not wash her hands after using the bathroom.

Chenetha saw Judy walk out of the bathroom with kitten mittens.

by Chenetha C. November 9, 2018

tossing mittens

the act of vomiting

"Dude, after those ten jagerbombs i saw buzzy tossing mittens out on the deck"

by cribsy February 4, 2009

awkward mittens

level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.

An example of an awkward mittens moment:

When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."

by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007

Meat Mittens

The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.

Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.

by AlimonyBob October 27, 2015

mixed mittens

Mixed mittens is a way of stating that you're smitten, without having to admit that you're that taken with a person. It comes from mixing the letters in the word 'smitten'.

Ever since they danced together last night, Charlie has been entirely mixed mittens over Mara.

by Rivieres April 30, 2007

shit mittens

n. A person's hands that are covered in human excrement (shit)
ex. A general description of being displeased, or a term for an unpleasant person

Ex. (n) That guy needs to learn to wipe, he was wearing a pair of shit mittens when he came out of the stall.

(n) My daughter tried to take care of her own diaper, but only ended up with a pair of shit mittens.

(ex) Oh shit mittens!

(ex) Don't listen to that guy, he's just a shit mitten.

by Spc. Edwards August 24, 2006