your sister a mister

your sister a mister is possibly the worst insult ever created. It will destroy an entire dimension whenever it is used. Another language had to be made to create this phrase, and this is the rough translation. Calling someone's sibling trans is easily worse than Your mom gay, Your dad lesbian, Your granny tranny and Ur grandpap a trap are hardly insults copared to your sister a mister.

God: Are you a little bitch?
Me: Your sister a mister
God: *Fucking dies on the spot

by Diamond_Doofus May 11, 2018

misteak

A poorly prepared steak, cooked at the incorrect temperature or badly seasoned

A steak cooked well-done in actuality is a big misteak, while a steak cooked medium rare is rarely a misteak.

However, dropping a steak on the ground prior to (or after) placing it on the grill is also a misteak.

by dat baby September 30, 2009

Mistress Day

The day before Valentine's day typically reserved for a man taking out his mistress or girlfriend. On Valentine's Day a man is "required" to take out his wife or steady girlfriend. However, the restaurants, bars and clubs are packed on February 13th for the better looking women in a man's life.

Mistress Day gifts are typically always jewelry and lingerie, while Valentine's day gifts are chocolate and teddy bears.

The most popular day for "short stay" hotel bookings.

A man said to his wife on February13th, "I'll be working late tonight, I'll make up for it tomorrow on Valentine's Day". Secretly he was preparing his cover for Mistress Day celebrations!

by Rob bie April 1, 2012

Mister Tough

What you call one of your friends that trying to act hard to make them feel stupid.

(John cockblocks Paul)
Paul: WTF bitch next time you do that I'm gonna beat the shit out of you!
John: Calm down Mister tough!
Paul: :/

by realmadridzidane5 December 13, 2010

Mister Heavenly

An Indie Rock band from the American Northwest, consisting of Honus Honus, Nicholas Thorburn, and Joe Plummer. They are actually very good and should be listened to. Some of their songs are Bronx Sniper, Mister Heavenly, and Pineapple Girl. Also they have some guy named Michael Cera as a bassist while they are touring the U.S.

Mister Heavenly is a pretty good band.

by Marcus 24 October 15, 2011

Mistress day

The day before St-Valentines, February 13th, which is known as the official Mistress Day.

Dude: I got my flowers and chocolate ready for my wife for St-Valentine's day yet I'm missing the gift for my mistress for Mistress Day that's coming right before. Oh and I'll also need tons of condoms.

by Dr Manian March 29, 2012

Mistie

Pretty, punky, tiny, and clean.
Often admired and reveared.
Unique is a one word definition for this name.

This girl Mistie is so hot she's freaky and will try anything!!

by yo hombro February 22, 2010