Marilyn Manson

A very intelligent man that is victimized by attention whores and others that are too stupid to understand him. He is NOT a Satanist or devil worshipper, he said so himself. Manson also makes great music!

Idiot- Why are you listening to that shit?
Me- Marilyn Manson is not shit.
Idiot- But he's a devil worshipper!
Me- No, he is not.
Idiot- I HATE YOU!!!
Me- You fail at life.

by King Blargh July 21, 2005

mibson

a Mibson is someone who will give you a blow job while you eat a sandwich.

Wow that is great sandwich you have may I give you a mibson while you eat it.

by Trent Willis July 5, 2008

Mansolation

Mansolation describes the situation in which a relatively large group of people get together, and unexpectedly that group is all girls apart from 1 man. This man then experiences a feeling of gender-related social isolation and feels extremely uncomfortable.

Man says to girlfriend, "you told me I wouldn't be the only man here!"
Girlfriend, "Sorry, I really didn't know this would happen!"
Man says, "Not cool. This is total mansolation!"
Man texts man friend, "I feel like a pimp".

by Disco_L December 13, 2009

Midsophomoreyeardickconfusion

The time in a highschool guy's life where his dick starts getting c0nfuzzled. All of the girls with all the money who used to be hot and in volleyball/swimming and other physical activity, get cars and slowly become more sedentary. Eventually the only exercise they get is getting shit-faced and sucking some dumb jocks dick. While these girls go from plump to hog-beast statuZz. The girls who were nerdy and considered outside the lines of attractive start making ur dick hard. And all the guys who used to be short or fat lose the weight and become better looking and end up fucking the newly-sexified nerd/unpopular girls.

Look in your middle school yearbooks. Make it a fun activity with ur dude friends and talk about gurls that used2 be hot and who are now fat and repulsive. And just to mix it up look @ the girls who used to be ugly/nerdy/socially reclusive/pudgy and who are now boneriffic. Usually the turning point for the 2 groups of females occurs sophomore year which is why I call it Midsophomoreyeardickconfusion.

by UhhPsycho October 19, 2010

Menso Poko Poko

Menso Poko Poko basically means "Seeing but not saying". Mostly its related to a state of complete surprise at what happens randomly or unexpectedly in life. Menso Means "Eyes in Nyanja" while Poko means "Poking". So its a combination of eye popping in disbelief or surprised.

I came home and found that the dog had eaten my lunch I was just Menso Poko Poko
She told him she loved him and Menso Poko Poko was all he could do.

by Bixi FiftyFyve August 18, 2016

mindowed

Having a tiny penis.

Kevin got tired of all the comments about his magnum dong so now he like to pretend he is mindowed.

by KevinsDisciple May 24, 2017

Minion-Cock

The embodiment of a BBC plastered on a dry erase minion that you keep hidden away in the shadows of your closet only to be seen cumming in his own mouth when you need a coat.

Friend 1: I got a new minion-cock yesterday
Friend 2: nice I’ve had mine for a few years now I need an upgrade.

by Minioncum January 23, 2020