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minklova

An emotion you feel when you are overcome with the feeling to make snails learn how to tie their shoelaces and become a parental figure to said snail. That snail with then sell their soul to you so when you die you come back as "snail"
Damn I feel like I wanna Minklova the heck outta some snails right now.
by Minklova April 16, 2021
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minket

hello my little minket you are lovely.
by banj jackson December 17, 2007
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mindless self indulgence

The urge to touch one's self. To please your naughty bits mindlessly.
I made sweet love to Jimmy Urine and now I'm gonna Mindlessly Indulge Myself. *fingers anus rapidly*
by Steve, Righ? May 12, 2003
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mankles

Man-Cankles -- a term coined by Kevin Nealon's character Doug Wilson on Showtime's Weeds to describe the Majestic councilmans cankle problem.
"That guy has man-cankles, he has mankles!"
by wessmackey November 27, 2007
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Mindless Behavior

An American boy band that formed in 2008 and released their first single in 2010. They had two albums in the top 10 on Billboard so far and are working on a 3rd album with new member EJ that is supposed to have a new sound than their past music. They also have their own documentary called 'All Around The World' that was released in early 2013. The other film they have is Bad Behavior. The group consists of Princeton (Jacob Emmanuel Perez) <born on April 21, 1996> who is mainly Mexican and is the punk rocker and misfit. Ray 2wice (Ray ray) (Rayan Lopez) <born on January 6, 1996> he is the pretty boy and is more poetic and artistic. Roc Royal (Chresanto Romelo Lorenzo August) <born July 23, 1997> is the more bad boy, rebellious, thug type. EJ (Elijah Johnson) <June 24, 1997> is new and was on Kidz Bop and Broadway prior to MB. Prodigy (Craig Damion Crippin Jr.) <December 26, 1996> was the singer originally and was a chill, passionate member. All boys are very talented with other talents like: rapping, drawing, acting, fashion, instrument playing, writing and such. Outsiders Ink & 2wice Couture are their clothing lines. All of them have tattooes and/or piercings. They have a wide range of friends of all types and statuses. Twitter: @MindlessBhavior @PeacePunkPrince @trendy2wice @Royal3r @iamelijahj Instagram: @MindlessBhavior @princemisfit @raytrendyme @doublerbandz @iamelijahj
by MindlessAri October 18, 2014
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mankle

Ankles that are very manly
Ex. 1: Look at Nanol's mankles! She must really work out a lot!

Ex. 2: Hercules must had some super mankles to complete his labors!
by Alsaucy July 28, 2010
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Minker

synonyms: Mink, utter Mink, such a Minker,
Widely used in the North West of Ireland to describe those from towns such as Sligo, who display chav qualities chav
The word itself has been in use in these quarters for many years before 'chav' became a commonplace term. If you meet someone from Sligo who is confused by the term chav you can simply tell them that it is another word for minker. This is not advised if said person from Sligo is wearing a lot of Burberry/ pink tracksuits/ sportgear/ strange frizzy perm/ has a pregnant 13 year old in tow.
Minkers are often seen in packs, usually hanging around together being involved in such noble leisure activities such as smoking, intimidation, shoplifting (they hunt alone and in packs), brawling, and boy racing.
Boy racing is an activity often seen on either sunny days or at night after night club hours. It involves driving around the one way system of Sligo in a souped up little car- usually many minks will fit in their Mink Mobile, windows and/or sunroof are typically open- this allows the 2 way exchange between the minkers and the outside world- generally in the manner of loud crappy music (could be raver, could be hip hop, but never very good examples of either of these music cultures) coming out of the car and abuse being yelled from other Minkers outside the car.
It is unclear whether these Minkers are driving around in a similar manner DURING nightclub hours after being refused entry by self respecting establishments and door staff, and this is some ritual of redemption. (citing needed.)
It is impossible to be a true Minker and speak really well, The Minker usually displays a strong local dialect and can be difficult to understand, particularly when drunk or aggressive. Phrases like "Whaa yew fookin lookin aaaah" are typical.
If you every encounter a Minker, survival tips include, watch your bag and any daughters you have around 13 years of age, as she will be seen as prime mating age for most teenage Minkers. Also, try to refrain from making eye contact as you are likely to be met with their war cry, which is often a pre-cursor to a fight "Whaaaadya tink yewwer foookin lookin ahhhhhh?" " Are yeow geevin me doirty eyes, are ya? is it yeah? is it? Cmere yew!"
If you hear these noises, its best to cross the road.
Good luck
by Sarah Caulfield May 14, 2008
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