Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is somebody that will talk all kinds of smack through a gaming headset or a telephone. But doesn't have the balls to say it to your face.

1. I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I confronted this dude over the phone and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior". When I told him where he could find me and that I'll be waiting he never showed.

by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024

Microphone Blowdryer

The act in which someone rips cheeks into a microphone so someone on the other end can hear it. It is also used for sexual pleasure as you sniff the microphone with it being so close to your nose already.

Jared - Bro what was that noise
You - Sorry I was just doing a Microphone Blowdryer to myself

by Dinomax65 October 18, 2025

Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight

No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone

by Largo 7 May 29, 2014

Gaming Microphone

some shit you spend £100 on and you talk into it

i got a gaming microphone

by shoolug February 15, 2023

Spanish Microphone

When you put hot sauce in your anus and have a partner out their lips up to your cheeks and then your defalcate in their mouth.

I just gave my brother a messy spanish microphone

by Blumpkinlover4 March 29, 2024

Purple microphone

Penis

Giving head is called "singing into the purple microphone"

by Purpmic December 27, 2019

Sandy's Microphone

Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.

"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"

by The_Discord_Gang July 9, 2021