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McDonald's Time Machine

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.
Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.
by akararules July 6, 2010
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Ego Machine

Someone who lets their ego control all of their personality traits and actions.
"Wow, Jason always brags about how good he is, he is such an ego machine!"
by NWAwalrus January 1, 2022
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Cringe machine

See “mistah J

someone who is non stop cringe and anything that they post is absolutely atrocious or just plain awful, talentless , annoying, etc
“A person who does something for attention or hops onto overhyped or popular fads for the sake of clout or who enjoys showing off is easily labeled a cringe machine”

“That eboy is a real cringe machine”

Anyone who uses Snapchat filters or tik tok is a textbook cringe machine

Who you looking for on here? Mistah J? Or any of the other lesser cringe machine individuals?????
by Makenbaconshakin February 28, 2022
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Rape machine

An electrical appliance with an attachable dildo.
I woke up sore this morning after my fuck machine had a technical glitch and wouldn't stop fucking me despite hitting power off switch. I'm now filing a police report and will sue the manufacturer for this rape machine.
by Will2500 April 20, 2023
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Monroe, Michigan

Heroin capitol of the state. Favorite past times include committing felonies, overdosing on drugs in McDonald's bathroom, and domestic violence against your fifth baby momma.

Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to poke fun at the rent a cops.

The dating pool consists of men who have either been to prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.

The local cuisine consists of stale meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.

The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan's you stole from your neighbor.

Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you're now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some prostitute you slept with at a party one night!
Guy : Shiettt babygurl u my fine piece of ass and my bitch

Girl : Teeheehee oh baby you so bad get me pregnant and then beat my ass and go to prison while I raise the kids

Guy : Of course mah hoe, this is Monroe, Michigan after all.
by MurderMitten May 26, 2018
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douche ex machinist

A writer of limited talent who weaves a myriad of complex plot lines into the beginning of his work, only to later abandon most of those plot lines in a lazy ‘deus ex machina’ story ending.
Did you watch the ending of ‘Battlestar Galactica’? There was a really douche ex machinist at work on that final episode!
by AuntyMouse April 11, 2009
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Machine

Someone who tirelessly completes a task without stopping. They just get the job done. Usually used in sports. Similar to a beast or tank.
Man, that dude just ran in a straight line through the defence and scored without stopping. What a machine.
by Skilluminati May 31, 2016
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