mettemarie

The mastermind behind every attempt at world domination. Her cold stare, attentive eyes will make you weak in the knees. But Mettemarie can also be the answer to your prayers; she'll turn the day upside down.

"Have you heard about Mettemarie?" "No. Lucky for you."

by Moodychokolateee March 17, 2022

mentler

Not very bright person from Bristol. Originates from mental but used in offensive manner.

Oi you mentler!

by Antonia Kiedis April 29, 2003

Mentlemaan

Mental Dentist, more like Mastodont, extinct Elephant that has pedo tendencies, likes baby females. He is so dense in the brain that he is just poorly trolling.

"Me, Mentlemaan, i like small female fetuses cause they have no hair".

by Autohn April 10, 2013

Muttle

to sexaully mean anything.

I want to muttle all over ur body!
I would so want to muttle on ur lips right now!

by MaxxiyBoiy August 25, 2010

Mertle

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.
Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

by Timothy Mallet March 28, 2003

Meatleg

The uncomfortable situation in which two people sit next to each other side by side, and the meat of their legs rub together for extended periods of time. This is made worse when by hairy legs or car vibrations.

I fucking always get meatleg next to you jim, this was the worst roadtrip ever!

by Melfi January 2, 2017

neat meatlegs

a woman with thick chunky, bigass, fatass legs.

Maan she has thick neat meatlegs.

by ren walkero November 2, 2008