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Merp

by The Nicky June 11, 2015
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toilet merlot

Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.
"I thought I was going to die. I just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot."
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meprozine

Name: Meprozine

Company: Vintage Pharmaceuticals Inc
Classification: Analgesics, General
Format: Oral Cap
Strength: 25 Milligram
Source: Meprozine Capsules
Active Ingredient: Promethazine Hydrochloride
More Information: Promethazine is an antihistamine. It blocks the effects of the naturally occurring chemical histamine in your body. Promethazine is used to treat allergic symptoms and reactions such as itching, runny nose; sneezing; itchy, watery eyes; hives; and itchy skin rashes. Promethazine is also used to cause sedation (sleep), to assist in controlling postoperative pain, to control nausea and vomiting (especially after surgery), and to prevent motion sickness.
I was prescribed Meprozine after having my wisdom teeth pulled and I accidentally took two. After about fifteen minutes I started feeling very peculiar and suddenly....I was FLYING, literally flying. So the next day I got a doctor friend to write me an endless prescription of the stuff, sold my car, and now whenever I want to go somewhere I pop two capsules, put on a sweater and fly.
by OmgTehGus March 9, 2006
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Meron

Meron is a good-hearted and very handsome guy. A Meron takes care of his exterior appearance, the one who automatically gets attention in a room.

He is smart and talented in various fields, very calm and loyal. A beautiful character and definitely a person you should keep close. A real catch, trust me sweetheart
Laura: Damn, who‘s that new guy everybody is talking about?
Sarah: Don‘t you know him?! His name is Meron. He‘s so cute!
by QueenMary2804 January 4, 2019
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Lower Merion School Board

The controllers of Lower Merion Township redistricting. They are hated by everyone because they are jackasses who don't understand that children who live 3 minutes away from the Lower Merion shouldn't have to pass it to get to Harriton High School (the other Lower Merion School.) Most unfair and cruel people in the world. Fucking bitches i hate you
Parent 1: "What did the Lower Merion School Board decide this time for redistricting?"

Parent 2: "Those assholes decided to split Ardmore in half so now my kid can't go to the school that is two blocks away from our house."
by blob-bob April 25, 2009
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Merp Out

To pass out on the couch after a long day of drinking magnums of red wine.
I can't wait to get a magnum of Rex Goliath and merp out tonight.
by Silkyjohnson January 19, 2014
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Merkoholic

someone who enjoys taking another life usually via xbox live
Eddie man i got a 20 kill streak on COD4 last night, i need to check into rehab. Im a full on Merkoholic, i live to Merk!!
by Hunter-UK November 1, 2008
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