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Merp

Basically can be your answer to anything.

If you don't know the answer to something or just don't feel like talking, this is a great answer because those around you will take it as a ligit answer
Person1- *states fact and beats you at argument*
Person2- well MERP!!
Person1- Ok, you win
by Luna marrie March 3, 2017
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The sound you make when something does not go your way; however, it can also be used interchangeably when something goes incredibly right for you. In other words, it is a good replacement for the taboo swear words people cringe at today.
Merp the police!!
OR
Holy Merp! I just won a million bucks!
by NighttOwl March 22, 2017
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Merp! He texted back!
by phillipburger April 27, 2022
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Created by the East Coweta Cross Country Varsity Girls team, Merp simply means Merp. There is no definition. Merp means Merp.
Varsity Girl: “MERP!”
The Other Varsity Girls: “MERP!”
by rchlxc December 9, 2023
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Merp can be used as a yes ,no,or maybe,depending on the tone.It can be used to avoid answering too.
Person1:did you get my text?
Person2:(merp)
by Stb 345 November 22, 2018
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Kid 1: I'm going to ride my trycicle on the roof!
Kid 2: Merp?!?
by Purplecatawesome November 18, 2020
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Often used when you’re haveing a conversation over messages or online and a conversation turn akward. You use merp to break the silence.
Today was so fun

Yea ikr

What’re you talking about?

We all went to the park it was soooo fun

But you didn’t invite me...

* Awkward silence *

Merp
by M€oooooow September 27, 2020
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