Mercader

A contract killer dispatched to assassinate a double agent who betrayed spies.
Derives from Ramon Mercader, the KGB-hired Spanish communist who was sent to kill Leon Trotsky with an icepick in Mexico in 1940.

A Mercader has already been sent after him.

by KosherNostra November 16, 2010

mermaids

myth water creatures that has a human upper-body and a big fish tail.

ex#1 the mermaids swam with grace in the blue salty water.
ex#2 mermaids are very graceful.

by Cassidt Thirtin November 28, 2006

filthy mermaid

The act of fucking a girl doggy-style bent over a toilet with her legs tied together. As you cum you dunk her head into the dirty toilet water.

Man, that bitch got a face full of corn chowder when I gave her the filthy mermaid last night.

by vonorimjob December 20, 2008

Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.

Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.

by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011

Mermaided

When a girl at the beach runs in the Ocean for a swim to avoid speaking to a guy approaching her.

That chick totally Mermaided you man!

by AJDressen August 14, 2019

little mermaid whore

when having sex with a women, having her legs flopping all over the place resembling a fish out of water

Tracy: Dude, little mermaid whore is the best thing since sliced bread.

Bob: idk, sliced bread is pretty good.

Tracy: Dude, trust me.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

mermaid

A fish with the upper body of a female porn star.

Hey, you've got a dark spot on your trunks. What's up with that?
That mermaid just blew me a kiss while I was surfing.

by Mr. Vektor March 3, 2010