Merkin

A mermaid's family or kin

Ariel - 'Prince Eric, now that we are married you must meet King Triton and learn to pay special attention to my merkin'

by Leonard Interocitor March 22, 2011

Merkin

an individual who merks around.

John is such a Merkin, he's always fooling around.

by cheekypete August 30, 2011

Merkin

adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'

'Look at that little merkin skipping along the street.'

by zandzy August 21, 2009

Merkini

A Merkini is when a hairy man makes a bathing suit or underwear by shaving all of his body and pubic hair, except for the areas that would be covered by a bikini or Speedo.

I saw him at the beach today. He was wearing an itsy bitsey tiny weeny pubic hair Merkini that he shaved just night before.

by John011979 November 27, 2011

merkin

A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.

Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???

John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.

by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005

merking

To creep around a bar hitting on women in a sketchy manner

I was merking on so many broads last night

by Merking on Broads April 16, 2008

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011