Tap in merchant

Someone who only scores goals inside the six-yard box.

Me: "The Mckeevers are such tap in merchants."
RustyDustyNail: "Yeah, they are almost as bad as penaldo."

by Egberto Carlos February 1, 2022

Fanny merchant

an extreme bullshitter.
one who tells untruths.

I wouldn't believe a fucking word he says, he's a fanny merchant.

by mitch aka 2 fish January 3, 2008

squeegee merchant

A person who hijacks your car at red traffic lights, aggressively cleaning your already-clean car windows and then demanding cash. Also a term of mild abuse.

Squeegee merchants infest inner london

by Geoff Page March 23, 2003

Larry Merchant

HBO Boxing commentator who is usually drunk by the time the main event is on. He is biased as hell, but is a very funny and likable person. Many fans believe he is homosexual and his past commentarites sugges that he takes it up the ass!

Larry Merchant takes it up the ass!

by Boxing Fan July 2, 2009

vagina merchant

a woman who sells her vagina for crack

get off the streets you vagina merchant

by orange123 February 21, 2009

Game Merchant

When a game "developer" creates a game based solely on sales; without an original thought.

A Game Merchant's work is most commonly seen in a series of games. i.e. Call of Duty. The game play stays the same, or in some cases degrades, but just enough "new" is added to sell another round.

Effectively "cash cow" milking.

by TheCBK January 9, 2011

Pie Merchant

A girl playing hard-to-get on a night out or over meeting up with a boy. Taken from the term "to pie" someone. (rejection)

Tony - What happened when you asked that girl if you could buy her a drink?

Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!

by JDogLikelyLad November 9, 2011