convenient memory

a collection of events one can suddenly forget or remember.

Julie: "Paul said you were talking to some chick at the party and you asked for her number."
Todd: "Umm... I don't remember talking to any girls at all!"
Julie: "Yeah, sounds like you have a convenient memory."

by badazzMC March 21, 2010

Ranboo Memory

'Ranboo memory' is a phrase, commonly used by DreamSMP fans, to refer to a bad memory, or someones forgetfulness.

While mostly DreamSMP fans use this phrase, anyone can, fan or not.

Person 1: did you get the headphones from the house?
Person 2: oh no, I forgot- I'm so sorry, I have Ranboo memory. Let me go get it!
Person 1: ???

by ASPIRINITY March 28, 2021

memory of a fox

Steel-trap mind. great at recalling things at the drop of a hat!

Claire has the memory of a fox.

by KBURR May 9, 2011

Memory Gland

USB flash stick, SD card or any other storage device that you keep on your person.

Hey John, do you have that video of Billie Piper in the ghost sandwich?

Yeah it's in my memory gland.

by Ciaran Gillespie April 27, 2008

Memory leech

A person, place or thing that when nearby, or directly confronted, causes you to lose track of your thinking. A memory leech can cause you to forget words, or whole ideas.

Whenever I'm talking to my friend, Jordan, I just cannot remember what I wanted to say. He's definately a memory leech.

by Roþot October 19, 2009

Shoebox Memories

A discarded shoebox that houses elements that you associate with memorable events in your life. Like your first movie tickets, your best friends' letters to you, birthday cards, pictures of family... etc.

In a sentence: Anna said, "I've never been to a Michael Buble concert before; these tickets are definitely getting parked in my shoebox memories."

by scribblernibbler January 4, 2011

memory-holing

An action or instance of alteration or disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records. From the novel 1984 by George Orwell, where Winston

In light of the public outcry over the book's racist imagery, the publishing house is memory-holing it by removing it from circulation.

by bitcoingraffiti November 13, 2022