melvin

A very bad hair cut. Usually on older men. Also see Runcival.

He went to Super Cuts to get his hair trimmed and they melvined him.

melvin by Nasty Bastige August 14, 2007

Melvin

The most annoying motherfucker in the world. He is a total noob at COD. He thinks he can compare to an Andrew, but then the Andrew gives him a bloody nose.

Can you see that douch?

Oh, that's just Melvin

Wow, he is ugly af

Melvin by swagggod August 8, 2015

melvin

A bottle of flat, room temperature beer discovered the morning after it was opened and forgotten.

Cleaning up the morning after the party, we found a couple of melvins in the kitchen.

melvin by MBolton January 23, 2006

Melvin

The act of diarrhea-ing on top of someone's head in a tropical climate so that the Melvinee can't wipe it off.

The reason we smell so bad isn't because of our foray through the jungle. It's because Carruthers decided to drop a steaming Melvin on us...again.

Melvin by Meatball #41 December 29, 2013

Melvin

A hecking nerd

Nerd:I love homework

Jock:what are you, a hecking Melvin

Melvin by Notamelvin October 26, 2016

Melvin

Your typical Herb (H is silent). Someone you know that flushes the toilet after he farts, or showers in a bathing suit. Usually by the first glance you can tell if he/she is a Melvin. Usually will give off a strong odor like that of a squid.

Guy 1: Whats that smell?

Guy 2: Its probably Herbert in the stall. He got ass naked to take a dump.

Guy 1: Dude, what a Melvin

Melvin by Wheel Team 6 February 27, 2017

Melvin

Dope, Lit, Boomin

You melvin nigga

You da melvin

Melvin by Lex21 May 30, 2017