frat mechanic

an alumnus of a college fraternity who returns to his house way too often.

yea, tad is such a frat mechanic. he came around the tower on tuesday night just to watch a ball game.

by roger1000 October 22, 2017

canker mechanic

a medical doctor, a medic

He's the best canker mechanic in the business.

by Pierre Vincent FORD February 16, 2008

Whisker Mechanic

A person who is quite adept at performing cunnilingus.

Michelle: "Wow, Kong and I hooked up last night and he is really quite a Whisker Mechanic"

Cathy: "No doubt, he did some work under my hood last weekend and it was great!"

by Iukong January 4, 2011

Honest Mechanic

A species of homosapien believed to be extinct. At the start of the 20th century with the dawn of the car, there were in fact believed to be several (reproducing...?) species existing, but it was sure that by the 30's they were only a mystery.

It has now been used as an oxymoron to refer to a person that is clearly not what they seem like.

Recently, it has been used in conjunction with when the economy picks up.

A: "Dude, I swear she was hungry for some serious di-"
B: "-You'll find yourself an honest mechanic before you tap that. Admit it."

Or...

A: "I KNEW she wanted some, but I had to be home by 11. If I would have stayed I knew she would have gone all the way."
B: "You'll get yourself an honest mechanic like that when the economy picks up."

by Ultraturtle January 24, 2011

Reverse Mechanic

How Italians refer to homosexuals.

Vinne's not gay! He's creative. He's a reverse mechanic. He likes to play in the dirt.

by Hamlet Turn Around May 10, 2018

Vagino-Mechanic

Another term for a gynecologist.

My girlfriend had some poon vomit in her drawers, so she's gotta see a vagino-mechanic for a check up.

by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010

Organic Mechanic

Doctor, Physician, Medical Practitioner

"my bitch got a set of fakes installed by the good ole organic mechanic"

"I had to see the organic mechanic for my yearly physical"

P-"In the future, we wont have doctors, we'll have organic mechanics".
M-"Dude, how fuckin' stoned are you"?

by P. Francis and M. Sambo October 14, 2012