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cold meatloaf sandwich

When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.
Hey bros... I enjoyed a nice cold meatloaf sandwich today.
by Gymiscool January 1, 2019
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kegel meatloaf

When a female’s kegel muscles are so strong, that anything inserted into her vagina comes out the same shape as the inside of her vagina.
After an intense masturbation session, Jayne’s favorite dildo came out looking like a kegel meatloaf.
by WoodenHeart May 22, 2023
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Seasoning the meatloaf

It's another term for masturbationand it often refers to a man spanking his meat and cumming
by Hoe_please_19 June 9, 2016
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having a meatloaf

what does having a meatloaf mean?”
“oh it’s just alex!”
by alex_big_fan September 11, 2021
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meatloaf

To tell a woman you love her in order to have sex, without considering in advance that she will think this means you are in a relationship (from the last verse of Paradise by the Dashboard Light)
"She'll definitely sleep wtih me if I meatloaf her, but I have too much integrity to do that. Not to mention that she might stalk me after I break up with her."
by Uncleegg May 20, 2009
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Michigan Meatloaf

According to my buddy Joel, He likes to perform what has now become the Michigan Meatloaf on his girl. This is accomplished by eating a dabble of ketchup off her ass pucker.
Much as you would eat the last corner of a piece of meatloaf. This does not have to be performed with ketchup, as any condiment will suffice.
I eat ketchup on everything, even off my girl's asshole. Hell everyone should try the Michigan Meatloaf at least once.
by hammondorf September 4, 2006
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Vagina meatloaf eater

*Someone who is ridiculous.
*someone who is stupid.
*a derogative term meaning someone or somegthing is so dumb
Wow Chelsea stop being so stupid, your such a vagina meatloaf eater.
by BallsB March 24, 2009
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