Master Oogway

The highest of beings that made no accidents.

"there are no accidents" -Master Oogway

by Master_Tejas October 13, 2020

putz master

A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.

Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"

Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".

Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"

by raging Jorge October 8, 2010

chubby master

Nick name for a skinny guy, who has the worst wifi, but is a good friend.

That chubby master has the worst wifi!

by dragoifsfiwefiuh February 13, 2017

Master Sword

The most badass sword ever forged. Ganondorf shits himself every time he sees Link with it.

Everyone working for Ganon fears the Master Sword

by Ka-Bam37 February 6, 2010

fart master

A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart masters" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.

Fall before the might of the fart master!!

by Hans Hansington December 22, 2007

Ku Klux Klan Master

THE VERY EPIC WHITE KNIGHT RIDING A BLACK HORSE TO REPRESENT HIS SUPERIORITY

UR A GOD KU KLUX KLAN MASTER

by KU KLUX KLAN MASTER March 29, 2021

Jam Master Jay

Founder of Run DMC that died October 30, 2002.

Run DMC and Jam Master Jay are the illest.

by anonymous October 30, 2004