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camp mataponi

A place where people are happy all the time. You walk in with a smile on your face and leave with the saddest goodbyes at 4am when the FL bus leaves. You end up creating these bonds of a lifetime with the most incredible girls you will ever meet. The food is incredible everyday. It's a place where the girls skip ropes to sit at the rondi’s and face the lake talking about everything and anything. The 7 year olds get jappier and jappier every summer and have 600 dollar shoes for there play dates with the boys and the seniors think it’s ok to cut everyone in lines. Camp Mataponi is the best place by far and summers without it would never be the same.
“hey do you go to camp mataponi??”

Of course who doesn’t!!”
by camp mataponi November 22, 2018
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Dio maialozzo sburato

Typical italian expression used for introducing yourself happily to other people. Works especially good on priests or very religious people.
Priest: Ciao! (Hello!)
You: Dio maialozzo sburato!
Priest: VIENI SUBITO A CONFESSARTI BRUTTO PEZZO DI ME- (What a wonderful day! It would be awsome to chat a little with you, while drinking a nice cup of tea!)
by le tagliatelle del porco dio October 15, 2023
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The Naked Matador

A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.
Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.
by Homothug45 October 27, 2011
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