kos-mashang

"kos" is the slang Persian word for "vagina", and "mashang" is the informal Persian for "eccentric"/"stupid"/"wacko". "kos-mashang" /k(something between schwa and c:)s mashang/ is a person who is easily cheated or abused; is a freak who is completely unpredictable and is capable of doing any strange thing like flying a kite out of his/her ass, for instance; has completely no clue of what is going on. The English equivalents for "kos-mashang" can be "a jackass", "a douche-bag", "a sucker", "a freak", or maybe a "dork"/"geek".

"Kos-mashango nigash kon. Bejaye inke sandalisho bekeshe jolo dare Piano ro mikeshe tarafe khodesh."
English: "Look at the douche-bag! Instead of moving the stool closer to the Piano, he is pushing the Piano closer to the stool."

A:"In dadashet chera injoori bood? Hamash dasht darmourede sookht sohbat mikard."
B: "Velesh kon, baba. Kos-mashange."
English: A:"Why was your brother like that? All the time he was talking about fuel." B:"Don't worry about it, he is a geek."

"Be oon dadashe kos-mashangetam salam beresoon."
English: "Say hello to that jackass brother of yours too."

by Persian Headbanger January 29, 2010

Fatty McSkankface

Code name for the biggest bitch on the planet. She's fat, drunk, ugly, tacky, and loud, but (in her own words) thinks she's "pretty damn hot," she's extremely rude and embarassing to people she calls her friends, but at the same time she pretends to be nice to people she really doesn't like. She's also white trash. She'll make friends with people for a week at a time trying to either fit in or appear open-minded. When they get sick of her shit, she'll completely ignore them and insult anything these people are interested in(basketball, anime, etc.). She's also a paranoid, pathological liar. She screws many many boys on the first date, without a condom, and has syphils and clamidia, along with other STDs and a very loose vagina. She's also racist and ignorant. She's also got a Fatty McFatBitch mom.
See also: Trifling, Heifer, Skank, Skankface

Fatty McSkankface got so drunk that she shat her pants.
Fatty McSkankface thinks that only straight people get AIDS.
Fatty McSkankface's secret identity is Jessica Lancaster.
Fatty McSkankFace is a cum dumpster.

by People for the Ethical Treatment of Vaginas May 21, 2008

makan

to eat in malay language

he is having a makan now..don't disturb that guy

by deadkiller December 23, 2003

moskan

Moskan..means smile that person will always be happy no matter what they go through they will be strong so don't tangle up with them...if you want to be live time with her she will take good care of you no matter what.

Moskan is the smile of the world.

by Moskan February 13, 2018

makanaka

Most awesome girl in the world

Jackie: you should talk to Makanaka, she is the best

by "Hello!!! October 10, 2018

Paneer Makani

name for a delicious Indian dish; name for a saucy person, one whom no one knows of; acts as a spy name.

Did you catch Paneer Makani's text in the group chat? He was talking about how delicious Paneer Makani is.

by Senorcheeseballs February 28, 2017

Maslanka

To make everyone around you think that you are busy and working while in actuality you are doing nothing. Is a way to keep up appearances so others are impressed by your work ethic. Many times the phrase, "i gotta let you go, i have some shit to take care of" will be uttered.

I didn't feel like doing anything last week so I pulled a Maslanka.

by Donney January 10, 2009