majesticles

The male version of Vajazzling. When you wrap your balls in tinfoil.

Feeling low, Jim decided the best thing to do was get a pair of majesticles, then he could feel special in the club.

by anon April 28, 2010

maestro

The word to cue the DJ to start the music. Then you throw down with your rhymes, moves etc.

You all ain't seen nothin' yet. MAESTRO! (boogies)

by DKLONE August 17, 2007

maestro'd

maestro'd : verb : pronunciation (my - str-ode)

meaning: to tap the penis repeatedly against the chin, lips, cheek or head to obtain attention of the person performing fellatio.

"She kept looking away toward the television, so I maestro'd her 5 times on the forehead"

by I am FxCaliber February 11, 2014

Majesticalism

Something that is more majestic than anything else. It has power over the whole world.

'MAJESTICALISM IS A WORD SEAN'
'Tom has a lot of majesticalism'

by MajesticalismicPersona August 9, 2018

Magestic Marmot

Where you take someones pillow, pull down your underwear, and fart on the pillowcase. Giving extra care to ensure the fabric of the case touches the skin of your asshole.

My husband was being such a douchebag, I did a magestic marmot on his pillowcase and he got pinkeye.

by offdhook September 14, 2011

majestic peen

a majestic peen is your penis but its a more stupid and goofy way of saying it. it is a long penis that amazes everyone and that your proud of. saying "majestic peen" instead of penis sounds way better and hilarious and always brings a laugh to the people around you or them shaking their heads thinking that your a complete retard.

"would you like to see my majestic peen?"
"oh my god I heard Emily has a majestic peen."
" eww Connor does not have a majestic peen."

by CCwatermelonass June 9, 2017

Majestic teabag

Getting tea bagged by a person dressed like royalty especially a prince

I was at the renaissance fair and the prince gave the jester a majestic teabag after the sword fight

by fester789 October 14, 2018