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Macon

Absolute fucking dude with a massive cock will treat you right is the best man you ever had in your life fucks very good you should if you have a macon, he will dick you down like no other.
So you and Macon got back together? Damn lucky ass…
by Noodmaster5472 February 4, 2022
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Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.
John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"
by EazyEli February 24, 2017
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MacOS X

Something that doesn't make your computer crash. HEAR THAT, PC USERS?
I'm typing this definition on a PC right now. Hopefully it won't cra–
::: Warning! Warning! An error has occurred! Please shut off your computer or your hard drive will be erased :::
Damn it! I know I should have gotten one of those new iMacs with OS X!
by It's easy mm-kay! December 22, 2003
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Maconia

Marihuana. It is a kind of Marihuana used in South America.

Similar to: Falopa, Merca, Faso, or "Fumarse una japi"
Christian has all the maconia hidden home.
by Nacho.- January 16, 2007
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macolyte

A slavish devotee of all things Mac and Apple, to the point of being without reason in the face of clear and incontrovertible evidence.
"our CTO is a total macolyte. he says the ata drive is superior to all others!"
by Zwinka February 20, 2015
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The Macombie Homie

Often times, individuals in their 20's and 30's who grew up and currently reside in the Macomb, IL area are referred to as a "Macombie Homie" by out-of-townies; or those from either the urban Chicago area or those residing a few hours away from Macomb. What more clearly defines a Macombie Homie is the high level of education, unemployment, and their friendships/love life.

1. Macombie Homies are smart as hell. They have to have a bachelor's degree to survive in a town where college kids possess most of the jobs that were available.

2. A Macombie Homie may be exceptionally bright, but they have a very hard time obtaining a job. Due to efficiency and a forced 24 hr work schedule with the increase of communication technology, less jobs are available for the Homies. Most Macombies will be forced to work with a less than desirable job despite the pride they may have with possessing a higher education.

3. Macombie Homies have an interesting social life. For these individuals, they find their friendships at bars. The town is boring usually at night. So Macombie Homies blend in with college/older folk by altering physical appearances and being exceptionally skilled in the bedroom. (They become masters of sex, nerdy videogames, and everything awesome!!)
One Macombie Homie can be seen frequenting a particular bar by himself: Within the night, he will be approached and flirted with by ten women--and will be continued to be surrounded by women that do or don't know him. About fifteen guys will approach him to shake his hand/ pat him on the back, buy him a drink, and try to hit on the women around him. He always sits alone and keeps to himself, yet always ends up conversing with a variety of individuals (getting quite a few laughs in with them), and usually leaves alone with a warm and deep expression in his face. A few believe he is a secret agent. Many women think he's really "sexy", "funny", and "a real mystery". Often times they will take two or three glances at him before sitting next to him and starting a conversation with him. Guys think "he's fucking awesome" or "that badass motherfucker", or "the guy that always has eye candy surrounding him" The Macombie Homie always has a backstory about their life and will share bits and pieces of their experience in town, along with their skillsets.
by /> October 12, 2014
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MacOS X

Apple's newest OS running on UNIX. The most stable OS ever, and has won several awards including Time magazine's Software of the Year. Something that makes PC users jealous and feel inferior, so they act like it is terrible.
I owned a PC for 3/4ths of my life, until i bought a Mac with MacOS X, and it has never crashed once.
by cattle April 12, 2004
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