Users

collective term for those who use computers. Users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
Novice Users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users: people who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert Users: people who break other people's computers.

— From the Jargon File

Some users call their friend who is only a novice but claims to be a computer expert.

by Kolnan April 3, 2010

users

Generally id10ts that are unable to understand why their sliding cup holder broke, why the pedal isn't working, and why their cd won't come out of the 486 with the slot loading cd.

Users are id10ts.

by Tawnos March 11, 2003

users.php

Something really funny that showed up on this website!

Defining users.php was very funny!

by Thicc nugg January 13, 2021

Users choice

YouTuber sibling duo Weston and Kalynn Koury mention ‘users choice’ potty talk. When on the toilet you have 3 or 4 options. 1 piss. 2 shit. 3 other. 4 users choice. Never feel restricted to 3 and be creative!

Mannn I gotta go to the bathroom. I gotta pee but... maybe I’ll go with a users choice!

by theoneandonlygenius March 13, 2021

Manjaro Users

These people like the idea of Arch Linux or either don't know how to or don't want to install Arch by themselves!

(I use Manjaro shush)

"Manjaro Users are lazy"
"Stfu you use Ubuntu"

by iheartthecregg January 28, 2021

RIP Headphone Users

When people upload videos that are unnecessarily and surprisingly loud, even at normal volume, giving the impression that the loudness killed people who use headphones due to their proximity to the ears.

YouTube video: "Barney sings I love you"
Audio (volume X9999): "I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!"
Comment: RIP Headphone Users

by udusers1 October 23, 2011

tumblr users

mentally handicapped land whales

tumblr users are a bunch of mentally handicapped land whales.

by Ἡράκλειτος July 12, 2014