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megan macintosh

A hammerhead shark, that can only see out of the side of there head. And when she dances it burns my eyes.
When I saw Megan Macintosh dance it gave me cancer
by Hellomynameisnoboady February 1, 2017
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Macintosh Sleeping Sickness

A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.
My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.
by Can't Compete with Tablet April 13, 2009
mugGet the Macintosh Sleeping Sicknessmug.

squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.
Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs
by ohsorrey February 19, 2017
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macintosh jardin

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.
I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.
by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018
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Blaire Macintosh

blaire has the brownest, beefiest, puss buss on earth
girl1# what that smell😂
girl2# oh thats blaire macintosh
by baylens cheese smelling balls November 23, 2021
mugGet the Blaire Macintoshmug.

Macintosh

The system where you can't do anything without Microsoft Windows.
"Buy a macintosh. Apple makes better computers."

Me: "Do me a favor and throw that in the trash." "Get a windows PC Instead."
by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017
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