A very sassy and rude person. A person who looks like someone and many other things going on with their life.Also all the ladies love him and guys too.
-mach is weird
by anonymous August 25, 2022
Get the Machmug. I dunno man, I'm pretty sure a piece of toilet paper hitting you in the face at Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph would hurt like hell.
by CHOPSWEE August 17, 2024
Get the Mach JesusMaryAndJosephmug. Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"
by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024
Get the Mach Jesusmug. by guy2234567890-1234567890 January 29, 2021
Get the mach den mariomug. I was in the air force, and I took this chick on my jet, and after we had sex I officially became a member of the mach 2 club.
by dude June 21, 2003
Get the mach 2 clubmug. A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.
When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the Mach Tornadomug.