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Mulch

A tasty treat that can't be beat! Mulch gang for life!
"The lobotomy was a success! I am now a true mulcher!"
by I cant find a fucking username December 9, 2023
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necrophiliac mulch

When a group of 5 or more males acquire and gangbang a female corpse. After each of them has finished inside of her they draw straws or have another means of selecting a chosen one person. That person puts their mouth around the entirety of the vaginal area. The largest or heaviest individual then jumps onto the stomach of the female thus ejecting a mixture of bodily fluids, and likely maggots or other decomposing creatures into the chosen one’s mouth.
Me and some friends tried a necrophiliac mulch and I unfortunately only got to jump but it was a blast.
by Chosen one Gregory December 14, 2023
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mulch dog

dumb stupid little dumb stupid dumb dumb dog
It’s a smiling dog that knows too much

Popular dog in mulchmaxxing videos

it’s hell spawn pretending to be a toy poodle
look at the mulch dog, he thinks this is a game
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Mulch

Laying around all day after drinking hard on a friday/saturday night
Dude that darty/narty got me so fucked I had to mulch all day on sunday.
by Cmckee23 April 26, 2024
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Mulch

I love mulch, mulch is so yummy
"Damn I really love mulch"
"How?"
"I just do"
by jesslovesmulchanddavid May 30, 2024
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