lefty's catcher's mitt

something you think is real, when actually it isnt

phoniness, net, jargon,

used in net jargon

basically a lefty's catcher's mitt

by TheLaughingMan May 22, 2007

Icy Mitt

To give an individual of the opposite sex the cold shoulder or stiff arm or in any circumstance ignoring that person.

That muffintop at the disco kept throwing her ass into me, so I gave her the icy mitt and walked away.

by flopshernandez July 3, 2011

dutch oven mitt

when one farts on one's hand, while it is in the shape of a cup, then places the cupped hand on another's face.

camille gave kevin a dutch oven mitt while he was sleeping, causing him to gag.

by Camille...tcc July 6, 2007

dirt mitt

A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:

Dude get your dirt mitts away from me, I don't want that cat shit on my skin!

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

Baseball Mitt

When a male sticks his whole hand into a womans vagina opens his hand, and with all his might, lifts the lady into the air and holds her up.

Lady: Turn me into a baseball mitt

Man: Okay.

by King of Cacti May 17, 2014

Polish Oven Mitt

When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s dupa while whispering “gołabki”

“Honey, it’s cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mitt”

by NaughtyKielbasa69 December 26, 2019

gin mitt

The Female equivalent of a Male's symptoms of "whiskey dick". A Female consumes to much alcohol and becomes to drunk to engage in intercourse.

"I got drunk last night and got gin mitt, my boyfriend was not impressed."

by Bonerfarm December 9, 2012