Migratory Bird

A long-distance girlfriend who visits on an annual basis.

Person 1: I hear your migratory bird is coming back this week?
Person 2: Yeah, she's returning to her home ground for the mating season

by DrHerpDerpington September 26, 2011

Digration

The act of looking like you need some milk.

She is so desperate, she looks like she suffers from digration.

by Bluielily May 30, 2021

Praxis Migraine

The psychosomatic consequences of attempting to carry out the virtual duties of all your comrades simultaneously. Generally presents as a late-afternoon fugue state, following the exhaustion of adrenal and caloric reserves, accompanied by a sense of futility, marked tightness in the neck and shoulders, and a headache akin to having one's brainstem in a microwave.

Started my shift with 30 unread requests in the inbox, finished my shift with a praxis migraine.

by tenguix June 2, 2021

Hemiplegic Migraine

Hemiplegic migraine is a rare and serious type of migraine headache. Many of its symptoms mimic those common to stroke; for example, muscle weakness can be so extreme that it causes a temporary paralysis on one side of your body, which doctors call hemiplegia.

Damn I can’t wait for tomorrow, its going to be such fun.

Tommorow: Oh shit I’m having a Hemiplegic Migraine, fuck my life, all my plans are canceled now.

Person: It’s just a headache, you’ll be fine.
Me: Dumbass it’s like a stroke and it’s fuckking scary.

by ultravio-lence005 March 16, 2022

testicular migraine

When someone or something is being a pain in the balls

"Man, you're giving me a testicular migraine... you're a pain in my balls"

by T3CHNOLOG1C March 21, 2020

migraineicity

A latent construct of headache severity

The migraineicity of this headache is off the chart! It's killing me!!

by Timproxy August 20, 2013

body migraine

When the entire body experiences throbbing and sensitivity to light, noise, and/or odors.

"I can't move, I have a body migraine!" said Katie, after spending all day moving out of her apartment.

Chelsea: I went to the gym for the first time in 3 months.

Bailey: Great! How was it?

Chelsea: I have a body migraine.

pain misery soreness u-haul

by urbanEH May 23, 2016