Meat Punch

A punch that prior to, one must rub their entire hand in the crevice between their balls and leg.(Most effective after a thorough workout)

Also called Tuna Slap, The Belgian Greeting, and Grandpa's Whistle.

Uncle Gary doles out a mean Meat Punch!

by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011

Meat Monocle

Similar to Meat Goggles in concept and application, but the meat or the ball sack is placed only over ONE EYE, thus allowing the other eye to fully observe the happenings around them.

I was gonna throw down some meat goggles on her, but I decided to throw down a meat monocle instead...so she could see what was happening !!!!!! It was Awesome !!!

by The Big TMG September 25, 2013

Matootsie

A person who acts in a totally shameless manner.

An individual who is a complete righteous charleton.

Someone with no principles.

My niece acted like a Matootsie to her own Mother .

My boyfriend is a complete Matootsie on a night out.

by ChucklesOnTour88 February 10, 2017

meat crayon

When a person or part of it is dragged on a rough surface hard enough to cause excoriation or abrasion of the skin and/or flesh, leaving a "trail of meat" behind, like a crayon.

He turned into a meat crayon after he fell from the skate.

by Metiolate March 17, 2022

Hakuna Matoddler

It means no babies, for the rest of your days. A pact made between friends to restrain from ever producing offspring.

"Yo, Pumba, how many kids do you want to have?"

"Timon, Hakuna Matoddler! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matoddler! Ain't no passing craze
It means no babies for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matoddler!"

by Ernesto Babyless August 17, 2011

Slob meat

The act of giving head.

Last night my boyfriend looked so good , I couldn’t help but get on my knees for him and slob meat.

by hidear November 5, 2017

meat planet

A planet, such as Earth, dominated by carbon-based animal organisms.

We live on a Meat Planet.

by Hugh Johnson July 31, 2006