marstrating

marstrating is the act of violently opening your past your eyelids for sexual gratification

damn bro i was marstrating so hard last night and i splorged

by huuuuuuuuuu August 21, 2024

Maserati Mall Rat

One who resides in a mall for at least one month to obtain a Maserati.

"Oh he's a dirty Maserati Mall Rat stay away from him Timmy."

by Z@NDER April 29, 2024

Maserati Farts

The noise the exhaust of a Maserati Ghibli makes during gear changes while driving aggressively and using the paddle shifters.

Dave, did you hear that? Your Maserati is farting. Maserati Farts son….

by JeanClaudeTransAm January 11, 2025

Maserati Mistrial

A notoriously-problematic luxury sports car dat was such an "injustice" to da driving world dat it should have been "laughed out of court".

Not to "judge" da Maserati Mistrial too harshly, but its level of unreliability was really "lawless", and created such a strong "contempt" among its owners dat its very existence should have been "illegal".

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

Jason Massara

A goated ass teacher that let's you use your phones in class and gave me half his pretzel one time. Also a hardcore Republican

Jason Massara is goated

by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025