F-mas

When you spend your Christmas in facebook instead of with your family.

John: Hey Freddy, what are you going to do for Christmas?
Freddy: Oh, well, I'm going to go with my family to eat and sing some carols, how about you?
John: Well, I'm going to look at pictures of people I don't know in facebook.
Freddy: Okay, well have a merry f-mas!!!

by chesthair December 26, 2010

xxx-mas

a hookers christmas

by 666 July 13, 2003

Krunk-mas

Krunk-mas is a magical time of the year. On the night of December 25, after he has finished delivering presents, Santa gets really hammered and then smokes a nice fatty blunt. After he is completely belligerent, he starts to wander the North Pole in search of some fine elf pussy. The night is a blacked out orgy of drugs and alcohol filled with Christmas cheer. Eventually, out of pure exhaustion, Santa passes out in the snow next to a pile of his own vomit. As he stares up into the dark December sky, He musters up the courage to utter one last statement before he looses consciousness: "Merry Krunk-mas to all, now get fucked up and high!"

Fred: Merry Krunk-mas Jim! I got you a new bong!

Jim: Thanks Fred, I cant wait to light this up and then throw back some brews around the Krunk-mas tree!

by jackdstone December 7, 2011

Tax-mas

That special time of year when parents make up for being too broke to exchange gifts after buying presents for their kids by buying big ticket items with their tax return.

So bill what did your wife get you for Christmas?
Nothing yet, but at Tax-mas I'm getting that new big screen TV.

by ziggyshade January 10, 2017

Jashin-mas

Only applies to those that are from the religion that believes in Jashin. It is a holiday.

"Merry Jashin-mas to all and to all shut the hell up!"

by ndnlittlebird January 9, 2010

x-mas noobs

Newbies that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.

I hope no X-mas noobs join our Halo server.

by captain keyes December 4, 2003

C-mas

A term that may be used in place of Christmas or X-mas. Was created because an Asian girl did not understand the origin of X-mas and thought Christmas was too long to say. She wanted to be a rebel and made up C-mas.

Victoria: Merry C-mas!
Bob: WTF is C-mas?

by Vlad Galil December 25, 2008