Linger

Short for malinger, someone who fakes an injury, prolongs an injury or injures themselves to avoid work - mostly used with armed forces
PTE Jones hasn't worked in months, all he did was jar his finger

Yeah he's a fucking linger
by Shshehbrkdhwma December 28, 2019
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lingering red wagon

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work
That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.
by bolognaround May 7, 2015
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Linger

Pronounced ling-er

That one friend in the friend group that everyone bullies but everyone loves him/her. Usually has strange outfits and has a another secret friend group that he or she is ashamed of. We love lingers though.
“Dude he just pulled a linger and pissed the bed
“Why is linger chilling with the ops
by Hotnigga247 November 6, 2019
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lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk
my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should make a year news paper to document all this
by ur fellow linger October 3, 2019
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Lingering Betty

A thick, heavy fart that can be smelled long after it’s been released.
I farted like 10 minutes ago but I just left the room and came back and it still smells like shit in here, that must have been a lingering Betty.
by Huntybobunty February 4, 2025
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Lingerability

When a fart stays longer then necessary because of a reluctance to leave and has imbedded itself into your fibers
Lou’s fart has such lingerability that he could taste it in his tonsils.
by Mamacass November 7, 2020
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