Minecraft noob

A Minecraft noob is someone who is new to minecraft, and does not know much about it. Some examples are, but not limited to
-Thinking Redstone is rubies.
-Tries to make coal/lapis tools
-Goes out at night with leather armor and a wooden sword
-Makes a dirt house
-Tries to punch stone
-Gladly trades his diamonds for gold
-Digs straight down/up

Here is an example of a Minecraft Noob:
Rockee3: Yay i found diamonds!
Simba94: Cool. Say, ive got this gold pickaxe.
Rockee3: Ok, I'll trade you my 7 diamonds for your golden pick.
Simba94: Ok, *throws pick*
Rockee3:*throws diamonds*
Simba94 (to himself): Gee, what a noob

by 2k>EA14 August 21, 2013

Minecraft "Swag"

A person who is insanely addicted to Minecraft and cannot stop talking about it. He/She believes that He/She is the best at Minecraft.

"Omg check that house out, Minecraft "Swag"

by lebo 1 December 6, 2011

Minecraft Creative

When you are dressed as Elmo and they are dressed as big bird you plow them in the ass

Aye girl you wana go to Sesame Street and Minecraft creative

by Lemonachi_man December 16, 2020

Minecraft sweats

People that haven't seen nature of earth in their entire lifetime.

mom: LETS GO OUT AND PLAY!
Minecraft Sweats: NO I WANT TO KISS JAMES CHARLES!!! FUCK YOU
mom: i adopted the wrong kid.

by minecraftgamer69pornhub.com January 27, 2021

Minecraft better than fortnite

It's relateable

Fuck fortnite minecraft better than fortnite

by PvEnjoyerture December 1, 2021

National Minecraft chicken day

National chicken day is a day we remember our fallen chickens who died due to a creeper explosion every may 8th we shall salute with the l, Marburg Anthem at 10:00pm.

Hey dude did you hear it's may 8th

National Minecraft chicken day it's we need to salute at 10:00pm.

by Tommysoot May 8, 2021

playing minecraft

what you say your doing when your watching porn

mom: what are you dong
bob while watching porn: playing minecraft

by mojang________________________ July 1, 2020