Swimming lessons

torture

swimming lessons make me want to kms

by drconnorswasright May 25, 2022

Jawad's driving lessons

Brown to Brown action involving a car and 2 Brown guys.

Yo! I fucked the shit out a dude in a car dude!
Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!

by Tacobell_Lords October 31, 2022

Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019

good lesson

good lesson is a term used in intimate moments good lesson meaning good sex

as meilani edged michael he thought about giving her a "good lesson"

by meiling dazaimi October 23, 2023

Life Lesson Rap

When The Rap lyrics lowkey change your life from how deep they are, like when you're listening to some Kung-Fu Kenny and you just hear the deepest bar that hits home so hard that you stare into the distance for 30 seconds pondering the meaning of life or something

''You don't even remember what the issue is, you just trying to find where the tissue is''

''Wait a minute that's actually so real, that's some life lesson rap''

by Jay_The_Science_Guy January 9, 2025

dick lesson

When you teach someone how to use a dick, ensuring your mates can use their dick to full-strength

BoOb- Ayo, can you give me a quick dick lesson?

JeFf- Ofcouse, come here.

by gauhati January 7, 2022

chilled lesson

A phrase, commonly used by secondary school science teachers at the end of the school year, who will state the lesson will be “chill” and “relaxed” while simultaneously handing out inch-thick worksheets to the class. The class will then watch a two-decade old video before filling out the worksheet from a PowerPoint presentation. According to the teacher this must be complete by the end of the lesson.

So, it’s just a very chilled lesson today guys, not much for you to do. I’ve got a video for you to watch, so there isn’t much work that needs to be done.

by Dansk35 August 30, 2023