Midnight Lemonade

When someone urinates on your forehead whilst you slumber

I'm going to make you some midnight lemonade.

by Hollmilk October 9, 2019

mike's hard lemonade

a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it

i got crazy hockers from drinknig mike's

by tmcheat May 3, 2005

Lemonade

THE MOST GREAT BEYONCE ALBUM, WHERE SHE DISSES// ROAST JAY-Z FOR CHEATING !!!!!!!!!

Harleigh: What's all this "lemonade" album people talkin' about?
Dakota: Only the best album ever (gives holy water and the ablum

by DrizzyRiRi May 23, 2016

lemonade

what one makes when life gives them lemons. what the hell else are you gonna do with them.

guy 1: "Man, why do I keep getting all these lemons?"

guy 2: "I don't know. You should make some lemonade though."

by Jon Zimmerman June 18, 2008

Milk, Milk, Lemonade

1. The preamble and unofficial title to a joyous childhood rhyme. It goes: Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Push the Button, Fudge is Made. While saying this lovely poem, children point to the right side of their chest and then the left for the Milk part. For lemonade, they point to their genitals. "Push the button" calls for pushing ones belly button and then finishing it off by pointing to ones arse.

2. Something you say to your boss to express your lack of interest in what (s)he is saying.

3. Something you say very loudly when someone is telling you something you don't want to hear.

2. "Hey Lance, can you do a better job scrubbing the toilets? The chunks of corn and poop splatters are still visible"

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade ..."

3. "Lance, honey. I told you we should have used a condom. The test just came back positive."

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade!"

by Becki J. February 19, 2005

Don Lemon'ed

When someone fails at their career and uses an excuse to blame someone else for their failing ways.

Me: I just Don Lemon'ed. Friend: What do you mean? Me: I soiled my panties even though I said I'd make it home with a clean pair of pants.

by Tom Trustworthy January 14, 2021

Lemonade

The best JAY-Z diss record in history. Written by his wife.

If you ever Jay-Z me, I'm going to lemonade you.
Sounds fair enough.

by Thisdickaintfreeeee May 29, 2016