Lazer daddy

Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.

Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"

by LeakyLamp January 27, 2022

Lazer Guy

A pleb that plays Xbox with Aivariux who is an absolute swaglord who totally does sex a lot (trust me)

Person 1:”who’s that neek who looks like a malnourished acorn?”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”

by Aivariux April 17, 2022

LAZER

When gradiesel throws a hitch, flat route or any other check downs in madden

*diesel throws a check down”
Diesel: LAZER!!!

by DaddySlim April 28, 2021

lazer dim 700

best rapper ever

Man i love lazer dim 700

by deblolz July 25, 2024

Lazer

Stupid boy who doesnt pass

Me: Bro Lazer the L can not pass
You: Yeah he is trash as fuck

by GigaMan77 August 12, 2024

Lazer dim 700

the best rapper of this generation

person#1: you listen to Lazer dim 700?
person#2: he's trash

person#1: shut up nigga

by swedishmeatball87 April 14, 2024

Lazer Dim 700

A fye rapper from atl who can freestyle off the top. Known for treacherous and Asian rock

Bro dis lazer dim 700 song is fire

by yrnx3xrs366 May 15, 2024