lapsed

A mentally challenged individual who's lost in the sauce.

You're so lapsed bruv
Lapsed bunda
How lapsed are you

by Lord Pathi February 27, 2017

Memory Lapse

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"

memory lapses are fucking crazy

by your best idiot April 24, 2010

Lapsedaisical

A person with a laid back attitude would be described in this word. Non-serious person who will eventually acheive his objective in due course.

He is lapsedaisical in his attitude.

by John Barham February 5, 2008

Lapsy Wapsy

when a person closes their laptop

*insert name* close the lapsy wapsy

by brother x2 August 31, 2019

Lapsnack

The male member in or out of the zipper

She leaned over in to my seat for lapsnack

by Jr Uing/VM August 13, 2022

step-lapse

A type of memory loss that occurs after a few short steps are taken.

I had gotten up to grab something, but on my way, I encountered step-lapse.

by Mel-bell February 23, 2009

Time Lapse

a lap dance that seems to go by quickly but actually lasts for a large amount of time

I got a lap dance that seemed like a Time Lapse

by CleanPusPus69 May 1, 2017