An Orchestra Director that suffers from alopecia areata. He enjoys eating souls and watching the Band Director slither into a banana costume. A scary man that helps his orchadork students kidnap band kids and sacrifice them to the holy lord ChinChin. The founding mother of orchestra.
Itzel: “Dennis Langevin isn’t very scary”
Fellow Orchadorks: “He literally just ate Jacob’s soul”
Itzel: “I was the one that kidnapped him though, you should be scared of me!”
Fellow Orchadorks: “Langevin has eaten more souls than you though!”
Itzel: “I AM TELLING YOUR DAD (a.k.a Kim Seokjin) ABOUT HOW DISRESPECTFUL YOU GUYS ARE”
Fellow Orchadorks: “Isn’t he from BTS and isn’t he like 14 years older than you?”
Itzel: “SHUT UP MALFOY!”
Fellow Orchadorks: “He literally just ate Jacob’s soul”
Itzel: “I was the one that kidnapped him though, you should be scared of me!”
Fellow Orchadorks: “Langevin has eaten more souls than you though!”
Itzel: “I AM TELLING YOUR DAD (a.k.a Kim Seokjin) ABOUT HOW DISRESPECTFUL YOU GUYS ARE”
Fellow Orchadorks: “Isn’t he from BTS and isn’t he like 14 years older than you?”
Itzel: “SHUT UP MALFOY!”
by OrchadorkThatLikesBTS September 30, 2018
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To reach an advanced stage of inebriation through the imbibing of multiple alcoholic beverages.
To reach an advanced stage of inebriation through the imbibing of multiple alcoholic beverages.
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The man. The myth. The legend. A true god amongst men. Filipino Jesus, some might say.
However, with this power comes weakness. These weaknesses? A strange case of baldness, an unshakeable need to consume the soul of an innocent Chamber violin, and an affinity for all mustards and Starbucks. His height is also a considerable setback in his battle against inaccurate notes and rhythms.
You should not anger this special species. Although it is docile at most times, an inaccurate rhythm or being an Asian violin player has the possibility of angering a Dennis Langevin.
There is, however, a counterstrike to a Dennis Langevin’s erratic behavior. Mr. Burnside, and only he, has power to calm a wild Langevin. With his New York calm and odd fondness for vests and transition lenses, he is able to subdue the anger of a Dennis Langevin.
Take extreme precaution when playing music and especially existing. Only you can prevent a Dennis Langevin outburst.
However, with this power comes weakness. These weaknesses? A strange case of baldness, an unshakeable need to consume the soul of an innocent Chamber violin, and an affinity for all mustards and Starbucks. His height is also a considerable setback in his battle against inaccurate notes and rhythms.
You should not anger this special species. Although it is docile at most times, an inaccurate rhythm or being an Asian violin player has the possibility of angering a Dennis Langevin.
There is, however, a counterstrike to a Dennis Langevin’s erratic behavior. Mr. Burnside, and only he, has power to calm a wild Langevin. With his New York calm and odd fondness for vests and transition lenses, he is able to subdue the anger of a Dennis Langevin.
Take extreme precaution when playing music and especially existing. Only you can prevent a Dennis Langevin outburst.
*a large and loud crash is heard overhead*
Chamber Orchestra: Oh my god! What was that?!
Langevin: DID I HEAR AN I N A C C U R A T E N O T E
Chamber Orchestra: *descends into panic*
It’s Dennis Langevin!
Chamber Orchestra: Oh my god! What was that?!
Langevin: DID I HEAR AN I N A C C U R A T E N O T E
Chamber Orchestra: *descends into panic*
It’s Dennis Langevin!
by sophia dlg October 24, 2018
Get the Dennis Langevin mug.Ah Langley... so many things are said about it. Most people from Northern Virginia, especially Mclean High School, Langley's rival, will remark that Langley is nothing but a bunch of rich, stuck-up, snobs living off "daddy's money". It is true that Langley High School parents are mostly well-off but that does not mean that all of them raise their children to be ungrateful, selfish snobs. In fact, every school has its population of sluts, drug dealers and doers, snobs, daddys-girls, dumb jocks, etc. Langley is just the school people decide to stereotype. But any school can fit that make. Additionally a lot of people that go to Langley are "real", have jobs, work hard in school and in sports.
As a result, Langley students consistently have the highest SAT scores in the region (not including Thomas Jefferson, a magnet school), are ranked highest among other regional school's in Newsweeks top 100, perform well at sports (often times beating McLean - a lot), have higher acceptance rates at Ivy League colleges and in state schools such as UVA and William and Mary.
Furthermore, when writing an urban dictionary entry, they are smart enough to make a logical arguement enumerating why it is that they are better than McLean High School, and to simply point out that people shouldn't steroetype. Look at the facts (entry number 2 especially) and you will see that when Langley students say they are better at something than another - often times they are. This runs the gammit from athletics to academics.
Finally, McLean, you are just jealous because you will always be remembered as the school 5 miles away that could just never compete
As a result, Langley students consistently have the highest SAT scores in the region (not including Thomas Jefferson, a magnet school), are ranked highest among other regional school's in Newsweeks top 100, perform well at sports (often times beating McLean - a lot), have higher acceptance rates at Ivy League colleges and in state schools such as UVA and William and Mary.
Furthermore, when writing an urban dictionary entry, they are smart enough to make a logical arguement enumerating why it is that they are better than McLean High School, and to simply point out that people shouldn't steroetype. Look at the facts (entry number 2 especially) and you will see that when Langley students say they are better at something than another - often times they are. This runs the gammit from athletics to academics.
Finally, McLean, you are just jealous because you will always be remembered as the school 5 miles away that could just never compete
"Good thing we go to Langley High School, or else we'd be like Mclean and wouldn't be able to understand words used such as enumerated and gammit"
by Taylor S January 14, 2008
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Ex. Christmas Parties, Housewarming Parties, Meetings, etc.
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Person1:"Oh wow Jordan pulled a Langner again."
Person2:"How late was he this time?"
Person1:"35 minutes."
Person2:"That must be a record! Its usually an hour..."
Person2:"How late was he this time?"
Person1:"35 minutes."
Person2:"That must be a record! Its usually an hour..."
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