Larding

(v) to use one's excessive weight to create a motion in any particular direction.

Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?

Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?

by jomommascookies August 22, 2009

lahrd

An invented word that can mean anything injected into the vastly growing dictionary of Neowin jargon.

Hey lahrdass, get your lahrdin ass over here b4 i larhdin lahrd your lahrdy mum on my lahrd pole!

by bloozie January 5, 2004

get laid

"Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...

There once was a girl from Belgrade.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.

by kinkylimerix January 11, 2015

laid off

to get fired or canned, because the company cannot afford a certain amount of employees.

Nancy Huff: Now as you all know our oldest son brennan will be living with us after he got let go from his job at petsmart
Brennan Huff: I wasnt fired, i was laid off, but you wouldnt know the difference

by talzaiet January 21, 2009

Laid back

The word laid back has been used a lot in New Zealand. Many Kiwis call themselves are laid back. But I just call it lazy. The main reason they are laid back is they are too fat to move.

Laid back

by James Pig September 3, 2009

lardass

a fat person, someone who eats a lot, wide-load

my friends lardass girlfriend ate my house.

by Xr4Y October 27, 2004

to get laid

(to) have sex

Want to get Laid? = Want to have sex?

by Christmas29 November 28, 2013