Laddo

Term for young office worker, originated in Nottinghamshire, England.
The First 'Laddo' Is named as Craig Hembury.

Laddo get some fucking work done!

by Bez (New Laddo) January 6, 2004

Laddy Daddy

The true and righteous father of the retractable river rafting ladder. The laddy daddy bangs out retractable raft ladders quicker than a speeding bullet, and more precisely than a skilled marksman. If you want to run the Grand Canyon in the most ruthless of conditions, the laddy daddy will make sure you have a proper ladder to get you back in the boat if you take a swim.

After rick navigated the class 5 rapids spectacularly, he made the slightest miscalculation and ended up gasping for air with his boat overturned and disaster in sight. Out of nowhere, the laddy daddy appeared and guided rick back to his boat, where his retractable 3-rung ladder was waiting to guide him safely back into his raft.

by Laddy Daddy May 24, 2021

Tater Ladder

When one person gets upon the shoulders of another while completely naked and then proceeds to take a shit down the others back.

JJ gave me my first tater ladder last night....best night ever!

by hungeryum November 21, 2011

Date ladder

When you date a semi-beautiful person, which causes a slightly more semi-beautiful person to take interest in wanting to date you, until you are a sweet 6 with a perfect 10, and make people ask how you landed him/her.

She could be a good date ladder for you and get that other girl to ask herself what is she missing by not dating you.

by WordsofWisdomFrom December 8, 2021

Tip Your Ladder

Ass rape, Usually meant none literally.

I'm gunna tip your ladder.

He totally tipped your ladder, you should of known he's like 3 feet taller than you.

You just got yer ladder tipped man.

Tipped that monster's ladder on level 5.

by Trescan October 26, 2010

hook and ladder

The act of inserting one's finger (maximum of two) into a vaginal or anal opening, before cramming as much fist or forearm in as the cavity will accept.

I thought she was going slow, but then Kelsey hook and laddered me and now I'm crazy sore.

by Carpe_Panton June 13, 2015

Ladder Faggots

Word commonly used by Crackbone, mainly a ladder that can be used to reach a roof where you will be stuck on

Im on your roof, i climbed up them Ladder Faggots

by Hall and oats September 4, 2010