whatever lifts your luggage

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat."

"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever lifts your luggage."

by ThatsTooBad May 4, 2010

Universal Law of Luggage Expansion

Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.

Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!

by Mullenator February 21, 2010

Old Luggage

The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.

"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."

by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013

Butt Luggage

A large bottom.

Anna: That girl has a big ass.
Brenna: She does have some junk in the trunk.
Jules: Ladies, it's call butt luggage and it's beautiful!

by Barry DeBeers June 5, 2019

Carryon luggage

When you're plowing a girl in the ass, and you then proceed to stick your balls in her pussy.

Dude, I totally brought some carryon luggage last night with that girl from the party.

by JonnyRockett August 7, 2019

Luggage

When someone has had a few too many. It's at that point where they're almost legless.

Bro 1: Yo look at Dante, he gets so much ass and the kid can barely walk!
Bro 2: He's been drinking with those chicks all day, not sure if he'll be able to get it up, he's luggage!

by lil_t24 August 18, 2021

Put luggage in your room

The act of fornicating in someone's hotel room; preferably with hotel staff.

The bellhop thought that Tony was hot and so offered to put luggage in your room.

by glx October 31, 2011