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Lightning Thighs

The opposite of thunder thighs.

Thighs that are skinny and muscular. Never jiggle.
Person 1: what is the opposute of thunder thighs

Person 2: idk lighting things

Person 1: what do you mean by that?

Person 2: i mean thunder thighs jiggle, but lightning thighs are muscular and never jiggle.

Person 1: what?!?!?!

Person 2: I am totally gonna put that on urban dictionary
by Dilligaf ismdiabod July 27, 2019
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lightning cannon

a stupid edit of banisher with kick all on .PlayerRemoving or something idk
lightning cannon تاني بزاف الماء البارد في الطريق يحبسو في الماء ني هادي الدنيا ما
"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
lightning cannon is a shitty poopoo but original in a way
by poolstealer December 8, 2020
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Lightning sleeve

Alex was horny but needed to leave in 5 mins so he had a lightning sleeve
by Chadathon January 26, 2022
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lightning bean

A lightning bean is any form of drug that makes you do the craziest shit , more commonly in pill form

- Joshua $uavé
she’s on hella lightning beans
by $heluvsbindi March 16, 2023
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lightning backstroke

You’re hitting it from the back, you taze her in the stomach.
Last night me and my girlfriend tried the lightning backstroke, lets hust say we’re no longer together and have a court hearing on Monday
by Professor Cliterous May 8, 2023
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lightning talk

a very short presentation (usually with slides, usually about technology), typically under five minutes
Mark, eager to show off his new Ruby on Rails plug-in, begged the speaker to give him time at the end of the presentation for a quick lightning talk.
by RISCfuture December 19, 2008
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Lightning Rounds

A game played among stoners. Can be modified into a drinking game if you want to get obliterated. Best done with 2-4 people.

You take a blunt or a joint (Can also be done with a bowl or bong, but is much more difficult) and begin smoking. Once youve taken a good hit and put the blunt or joint into rotation, you cannot exhale until the blunt or joint has gotten back to you. If you cough then you get skipped, or if you are playing it as a drinking game as well then you must take a shot. The key is to be very fast in the rotation and to have strong lungs. Be careful, because you will be very stoned afterwards.
Stoner A- Hey lets smoke a blunt

Stoner B- Fuck yeah! Wanna play lightning rounds?

Stoner A-You know it! Youre gonna cough first you pussy

~Afterwards~

Stoners A & B-Holy shit I'm baked
by Hazy Days November 20, 2011
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