1) A place where stoners and alcoholics can get a graduate degree.
2) An institution where starry eyed idealists have their dreams of upholding justice and benefiting humanity heartlessly destroyed while incurring more debt than a third world country. These poor souls, after three years of brutal Socratic torture and exposure to the cruel reality of the broken justice system and the non-existent job market, come out of law school stoners or alcoholics.
2) An institution where starry eyed idealists have their dreams of upholding justice and benefiting humanity heartlessly destroyed while incurring more debt than a third world country. These poor souls, after three years of brutal Socratic torture and exposure to the cruel reality of the broken justice system and the non-existent job market, come out of law school stoners or alcoholics.
by Dirty Rotten Scoundrel January 21, 2007
Get the law school mug.A place where students fail to recognize that law is not an exact science, and that the law is, essentially, what a jury or a powerful judge says it is. It is not uncommon for the inmates, that is to say, one's classmates, to constantly overanalyze the analyses of analyses. Moreover, regardless of a students' understanding of the law, they will fail to impress on exams, unless they use certain key terms which are only used by lawyers. These terms include: moreover, in sum, unconscionable, keen, cogent, nugget, comity, proportionality, substantial, reasonableness, as it were, precedent, stare decisis, sua sponte, de novo, and various other Latin phrases, the mispronunciation of which most likely has Marcus Aurelius turning in his grave.
I decided to go to law school because I thought it would be a smart move. Then I realized that common law was insanity, and that maybe I should have just moved to France or Sweden with my tuition money. Too late! Now I've made my pact with the Devil.
by Kalitechne January 26, 2010
Get the law school mug.by Jake Schumaker March 28, 2004
Get the Law & Order mug.This condition is similar to beer goggles, it infects law students of all grade level who attempt to start over in their search for romance.
This often leads to "settling" or hooking up with members of ones class who are not attractive.
Because of the limited hotness that law school presents this beer goggle effect is multiplied by 3 in law school.
This often leads to "settling" or hooking up with members of ones class who are not attractive.
Because of the limited hotness that law school presents this beer goggle effect is multiplied by 3 in law school.
Law Student: Hey man, I have been talking to Tracy, she is dime.
Law Students Friend: Man, you must have law school goggles, Tracy is a 3.
Law Student: I think I'm in love.
Law Students Friend: Man, you must have law school goggles, Tracy is a 3.
Law Student: I think I'm in love.
by Law Schoolio July 7, 2009
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I raise my hand just to tell my life experiences.
I think I am smart but really have no life skills besides being a bigot and asshole.
My opinion is the only one that counts.
I am pretty sure I have been everywhere in the world.
I am smarter and know more than my professors.
I am in the bottom of my class.
For some reason the teachers still call on me even though they know only my stupid fucking opinion is going to come out.
I raise my hand just to tell my life experiences.
I think I am smart but really have no life skills besides being a bigot and asshole.
My opinion is the only one that counts.
I am pretty sure I have been everywhere in the world.
I am smarter and know more than my professors.
I am in the bottom of my class.
For some reason the teachers still call on me even though they know only my stupid fucking opinion is going to come out.
A law school gunner would say things like:
"I feel like that isn't right because ya know freedom of contract"
"In New York..."
"I am from Massachusetts and there the law is..."
"I feel like that isn't right because ya know freedom of contract"
"In New York..."
"I am from Massachusetts and there the law is..."
by JoeShomo April 15, 2007
Get the law school gunner mug.The meaning of "law school sober" depends on the speaker. It can mean, alternatively:
1) having had only 1 drink
2) having had only ~1 drink/hour
or 3) not drunk enough to have done anything you'd regret
1) having had only 1 drink
2) having had only ~1 drink/hour
or 3) not drunk enough to have done anything you'd regret
-Are you sure you're good to drive?
-Well, I'm *law school* sober...
-You were drinking for 8 hours yesterday?! It's Tuesday!
-It's cool, bro, I was law school sober.
-You went drinking with that Alaskan boy *again*?
-We were law school sober!
-Well, I'm *law school* sober...
-You were drinking for 8 hours yesterday?! It's Tuesday!
-It's cool, bro, I was law school sober.
-You went drinking with that Alaskan boy *again*?
-We were law school sober!
by tomato39 March 31, 2013
Get the law school sober mug.A law that states that no matter how bad a movie, tv series, etc. is, there will always be a group of people who consider it a favorite.
Despite what the majority think, the Law of Cult Favorites states that there are people who really like Mama-Mia by Abba.
by TheCrazyGrunt December 9, 2008
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