Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is
by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022
Get the knitted condommug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025
Get the Stink Is A Word Backwards And It Is KnitSmug. An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.
Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".
by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015
Get the Get on with your own knittingmug. "To their horror, Jeff's voice was heard louder and louder, as he approached with excitement in mind and a newly collected knit in his right hand."
by gregyun June 4, 2025
Get the knitmug. <<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Laxwell Is A Nick Name Toward Imaweli{Stink xXx Knits}<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Laxwell Is A Nick Name Toward Imaweli[{Stink xXx Knits}]<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>mug. Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.
"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"
"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
by Dr. Smick Smack November 19, 2013
Get the slit knitmug. The era an aging gay man enters after being a barfly for a decade and swearing they will always be the life of a party. Hangovers start to hit harder, the single gay man takes up hobbies such as knitting or collecting teapots. Gets excited about watching the news and other things he always called boring.
"I'm in my Gay Knitting Era, I never thought I would be that boring gay but here I am. I can't handle nights out anymore would rather watch the news"
by HarryThompson2004 September 26, 2022
Get the Gay Knitting Eramug.