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Tom Kite

The Tom Kite, or 'TK', is a variant of the Jägerbomb named after the celebrated golfer of the same name. The drink comprises two shots of vodka and Red Bull poured into a glass, followed by a shot of Jägermeister dropped into the mixture. The TK must then be chugged, not sipped.
Tell Mom I love her, Tom Kite just arrived. Shit just got real.

TK is in my veins! He's in my veins!
by Sinc29 February 25, 2010
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have kittens

Mom: Your grades are dropping! Are you on drugs?!?!
Me: It's just a 'B-', don't have kittens.
by MaxWilder May 28, 2006
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Having Kittens

If someone is getting particularly worked-up about something (usually excited/annoyed).
Luther: So is Katie excited about getting into Harvard's?
Cyril: Are you kidding? She's flippin' having kittens.

Barney: Are you pissed that we have another long English assignment that we have to re-do?
Chester: Yeah man, I'm having kittens over here!
by It'sFrickingMe June 27, 2010
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Kitten

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Kitten

Come here kitten
by Sadsong88 September 6, 2015
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A kitten

A younger woman that likes to date older men
man I am dating this girl right now and she is like ten years younger than me, she is such a kitten I bet she even has her kitten hunting license.
by ilovesexymen March 11, 2009
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