kitchen nightmares

A show lead by a batshit crazy chef, where people microwave salads and grill lettuce. So lett-uce see how long it will take you to cry or threaten Sir Ramsay.

Dude, I was balling my eyes out so hard yesterday. Gordon Ramsay called me a Pillock for having old potatoes on his show Kitchen Nightmares

by Shindogle Goggles October 10, 2016

kitchen door

1. someone who is bisexual
2. someone whose sexual preferance can go either way and does not favor men or women

I met this girl at a bar the other night and I saw her checking out other chicks. She's probably a kitchen door.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

Kitchen-Rave

Basically, when you dance like an idiot in your kitchen, generally while cooking. May result in accidents, minor burns, and fire.

Sarah: What is that noise? It sounds like... music...
Delphine: Oh, that'll be the neighbours.
Sarah: *quizzical look*
Delphine: They're having a kitchen-rave.
Sarah: Is that why I can also hear a fire alarm?

by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010

kitchen hands

Hands that are used to being burnt and carrying hot plates from the restaurant industry.

"Don't worry I have kitchen hands," replied Nina when the waitress told her to be careful.

by Avianna Cheri May 6, 2016

Kitchen Tiles

Euphemism for kinky sex, involving, but not limited to, urethral probing, anal fisting and partner-swapping.
It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.

-"Wanna go kitchen tiles tonight?"

by DaBestDictionaire January 17, 2014

Clowns Kitchen

Any McDonalds Store

Person a; Whatcha going to cook for dinner?
Person b; Nuddin, going to the Clowns Kitchen
Person A; Ah McDonalds Got enough for two?

by Anecdotal November 28, 2012

kitchen talk

Other people's business talked about behind closed doors that can't be said in public, but can be expressed in one's home kitchen, far from the person(s) being talked about. Usually one's opinion is expressed.

Don't talk about Jerry's affair here at work! That's kitchen talk.

by Ruby Crab June 28, 2016