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Kinder egg

Chocolate egg made by Fererro that could be compared to a Happy Meal except for the fact that it's small, made out of chocolate and doesn't taste like shit. The toys inside are mildly entertaining if you are under 9 years old, but the plastic container can be filled with water/sand/similar substance, and thrown at people - hopefully exploding at impact.
Guy 1: Hey, remember those Kinder Surprise eggs from back in the day?

Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Oh
by quas August 25, 2005
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Kinder Surprise

The action whereby a boy will prematurely jizz into a girl's face, in preparation for oral sex, immediately after removing his boxers.
I took a guy home the other night and he kinder surprised me!
by Sicilian Lunchbox April 15, 2010
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kindergoth

Though generaly female, not always the case.

Kindergoths are anyone, usually younger than 16, who listen to music which isn't gothic, when asked don't really know much about gothic subculture, and are pretty much unaware of the post modern gothic movement or the romantic gothic movement as a whole. Yet a kindergoth will *always* claim to be "gothic" or "goth".

This is really the biggest difference betwene what gothic elitists may see as a kindergoth, and what the rest of us non-übergoths see as a kindergoth. A kindergoth to most people is simply someone who calls themselves gothic, but doesn't know anything about the subculture, in particular nothing about the music.
Jen? She listens to slipknot. I dunno man, seems to me it should take more than dressing the part.
by zoey April 11, 2004
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kinnering

Kinnering is a describing word for just about anything. It can be used in any context, in any situation and for anything.
Are you guys kinnering over there?
I'm feeling pretty kinnering.
Mate, you look kinnering!
Wow, that hat is totally kinnering.
I feel like.. kinnering.
I miss you, you're kinnering!
by Anna-Rose April 29, 2008
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kinder bueno

Can you please send me those changes....kinder bueno. Will do.
No
Wi
by chocolate producer October 27, 2010
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Kinder egg

Guy 1: I ate a kinder egg

Guy 2 : mmm a child egg

Guy 3 : I ate 23 childern mmmm
by tajmahal December 22, 2018
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Kinder

Receiving the queen of spades and twelve hearts in a hand of hearts.
Poel got the 2 of hearts so I guess Libo's got a Kinder. Poor bastard.
by Santos L. Halper December 10, 2007
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