kiddo

Something the pedo teacher calls you during school.

Obvious Pedo: hey kiddo want to come to my house for a "study session"
Student: no thanks!
Obvious Pedo: ok

by GoldblitzX January 13, 2021

kiddoxmac999

the gamer tag that belongs to the who is unstoppable on ncaa 09. the team that he murders you with are the mizzou tigers and texas tech red raiders.he is far from a nerd. he is pussaliath's god

man i'm about to play kiddoxmac999.

dude just quit now! he doesn't lose at all and he'll get fellatio from your girlfriend.

by one of his female subjects March 30, 2009

kiddouchebag

A "kiddouchebag", alternatively simply a "kiddouche", is a jew who intentionally arrives at the synagogue after the shabbat service has ended, just for the free food at the kiddush. This is largely a more accepted term than "Greedy jew".

The word is a contraction of "kiddush" and "douchebag".

Shprintzel: The service is over already. Why are so you late?
Zerubbabel: I'm not late, I just wanted some breakfast.
Shprintzel: You're such a kiddouchebag.

by Kiddouchebag November 20, 2016

kiddo flop

A auto correct spelling error for "kidding" often made by a one Katelyn S.

I was just kiddo flop

by Duckpuckluck October 23, 2017

Kiddo

I invented the word kiddo 😂

-welp.209

Kiddo stop trying

by Erik the FUCKboy February 20, 2019

kidderaitus

when a person typically aged 6-12 gets but sound 7 gets mod on a server and it instantly goes to there head. they ban, kick, and if possible demote others. this often ends in them getting demoted/banned, and all damage reverted. unless they are server owner in which case your fucked.

man this server owner has a extreme case of kidderaitus.

by some dude that has internet February 21, 2020

Kiddery

When a married child cheats on his/her husband/wife.

Good thing child marriage isn’t legal, because there would be a lot of kiddery.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 15, 2021