Kirking

The act of unexpectedly ejaculating onto someone’s neck, typically from behind or above, for the sole purpose of startling, annoying, or asserting playful dominance.

"I kirked Jessica last night, it was such a mess."
"Hey Toby, I was wondering if you want to come by tonight?I'm still thinking about the kirking you gave me last week.."

by NeekoCheeks February 18, 2026

Kirking my gerkin

When you jerk off so hard that it’s like you assassinated your penis

I was kirking my gerkin so hard last night I think I need to see a doctor

by HOWYADOIN March 12, 2026

captain kirking

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis

Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

bic-kering

Arguing over a butane-lighter issue, such as who drained off all the fluid, who should pay for a replacement lighter, etc.

I don't smoke and I try to avoid hanging out with those folks who do, so I mostly avoid da endless bouts of bic-kering dat seem to accompany said nicotine-inflamed-nerved individuals.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

Charlie Kirking

The act of taking a big OwO load to the throat.

Yo bro, me and this chick hung out last night and I gave her a Charlie Kirking

by OwO Daddy Kirk September 13, 2025

Circle kirking

Being on Grindr while attending the Charlie Kirk Memorial in the state farm stadium in Arizona

They met circle kirking while at Charlie Kirk memorial

by Countess Remilia September 22, 2025

Erika Kirking

To maintain ostentatious theatric behavior especially when responding to a negative situation in order to elicit compassionate response from orders, but not actually being able to convey genuine and appropriate human emotion to negative stimuli.

Rolf: “Idk dude she called me crying but then my homegirl who was with her said she didn’t have any tears coming down and was smiling afterwards…I think that bitch was Erika Kirking me

Kevin: “yeah man what a psychopath…you know what I always say: ‘if she cryin, she lyin’….”

by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 27, 2025