Keg Head

Engaging in a quality keg stand while enjoying the pleasure of a quality blowjob. Simply a man's dream.

Joel got a little keg head, although he was tough to hold up for that long. I guess all the ladies couldnt get enough of that baby arm.

by Stevie Y November 6, 2004

keg-leg

The act of duct-taping an empty beer keg to your left leg and walking around with it. You need something to do with that empty keg. And when people ask why you have a keg strapped to your leg answer with, "Arrrr, they was out of pegs."

"I'm bored and the beers gone. Time for some keg-legs"

by sbdrinker2009 May 17, 2006

beer keg

Someone who exceptionally large, but has thin legs, looks like a beer keg on legs

look at her the fuckin beer keg

by Gazster September 1, 2006

keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

by Batman April 12, 2002

keg head

n. A person who strictly attends parties that have kegs. This person generally will not throw down for said keg but rather steal a cup, or in most cases bring their own.

Normal dude: Hey come to this rager.
Keg head: Is there a keg?
Normal dude: Yeah, but I think it's tapped.
Keg head: Nevermind.

by cutegirlsmmmm October 13, 2010

Whole Keg

same as Beer Gut. made as a comment from a person with a beer gut to a person with a six pack abs, as a comparison saying that what they have is better.

why in the world would you want a six-pack, when you can have the whole keg?

by oorah-cheeto August 28, 2010

Keg Nectar

Beer. Sweet, delicious beer.

Stockton: "Ey, Wes! Down to drink this keg nectar until we pass out in pools of our own vomit and urine?"
Wes: "Yee-haw!"

by Roach UVa December 16, 2008