Keenan and kel

Onne of the funniets shows ever, classic, really great

Keneen: who loves orange soda
Kel: Kel loves Orange Soda
Keenan: is it TRUE?
kel: mmm hmmm, i do i do i do OOOOOO
Keenan: WHYYYYYY!!!!!

by Fake_ass_bitch May 13, 2005

Keegan That Shit

The act of smoking of a cigarette down to the filter, or the act of violently humping a object until the object is dead or has internal bleeding.

If you don't Keegan That Shit I will put my ball sack into your beard.

by Wowlova4life December 29, 2007

maynard james keenan

the best singer/songwriter out there who stands on his own pedastool in the world of music

Maynard James Keenan makes all other vocalist look like shit, see 50 cent

by Novoslosopiate December 22, 2003

Keenan

Keenan is a man with the best looks and the best luck. He always gets the girl he wants and thats just the way it is. You may have a hot lookin' girl but Keenan has a better one or, he is about to steal your girl. The stealing of your girl will be easy due to his amazingly good looks and luck, oh and don't forget talent. Keenan is a soccer players name, so he will kick you in the balls. Keenan can be white or black but who really cares? The name itself is so sexy to the point where girls that are ugly just automatically fall on the ground. This falling on the ground is called passing out which is what Keenan does with his penis. He passes it out for all the beautiful ladies and the ladies indeed accept. And yes, Keenan loves the putang, it is the exact opposite of a gay name. Give Keenan that putang.

Example 1.
Person #1: Who's the new guy?
Person #2: Oh that's Keenan.
Person #1: ...I'm a guy and I have the sudden feeling of gay in me.
Person #2 Happens to everyone man, don't give in though, he will definitely not turn gay.

Example 2.
Girl: Why do I have this sudden urge to shove something in every one of my holes?
*Looks around and sees Keenan*
Other Girl: We all get that feeling... *Passes out*

by kjsoccer19 February 3, 2010

Keelan

A person who views only the dankest and spiciest memes like the noice guy and Mokey the Mouse. He is very strong because he does aSTerOiDs.

Person 1: See that guy over there, he watches memes for his career.
Person 2: He must be a Keelan.

by TheSpicyPickle May 23, 2019

keedan

Keedan is the best person you could ask for. If he was your best friend, your life would feel complete. He will treat you with respect. He will make you feel better when things are going wrong and he is a good listener. And so much more.

Keedan is my Bestfriend. He is everything , he has the total package.

by SDILENTASSASSIN3 October 14, 2016

dirty keenan

When you put your face in between your girlfriends butt crack and motor boat her cheeks

Lay down on your stomach so I can give you this dirty Keenan

by Mocha Robinson October 6, 2019